You were laying in bed - there for, you couldn't shuffle your feet LOL
But you get points for trying/pretending ;)

Porn week and Travis are affecting your sleep patterns?? Hmm
We should do something about that - sleep is important
First thing - STOP reading porn :P

No, you can't. I love my job, as boring or as freaking busy as it is
Just depends on the days *shrugs*
Employers exploit their employees the same in all the world, don't you worry about that