Tales of an Overly Caffeinated Coffee Junkie

This has been popping up quite a bit the last few weeks, and what the hell, I'm bored!

A - Age: 34. yeah yeah...
B - Bed size: Over-sized Queen
C - Chore you hate: Putting laundry away
D - Dogs' names: Gracie and Mazey (plus three cats: Gizmo, Sadie, and Smokey)
E - Essential item(s) to start your day: Coffee and sarcasm
F - Favorite color: It varies between deeper shades of blue, green, and purple. I'm a cool color kinda guy. Currently Forest Green.
G - Gold or silver: Silver
H - Height: 5’8
I - Instruments you play: Vocal chords?
J - Job title: Procrastinator-in-chief, ie unemployed
K - Kisses or hugs: Kisses
L - Living arrangements: Home
M - Mood: Bored
N - Nicknames: Nicky
O - Overnight hospital stays: I had pneumonia as a toddler.
P - Pet Peeves: Too many to count! But to list a few fandom related ones: Spelling whoa as woah and come as cum. Favoriting tweets, IDGI in most cases. Gen with pairings. When your AO3 tags exceed your word count. Watching stuff just to ship. tumblr fic. Ship name portmanteaus ... except Skittles. Skittles amuses me.
Q - Quote from a movie: You ever get come in your eye, Gabriel? It BURNS!
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Siblings: One older sister and an older step sister and brother.
T - Time you wake up: Anywhere from 6 am to noon, depending on if I bother sleeping.
U - Underwear: Commando usually, but sometimes boxer briefs.
V - Vegetable you dislike: Biological: Eggplant Culinary: Tomato
W - Ways you run late: Other people making me. I'm usually OCD about being early or on time.
X - X-rays you've had: Broken arm, knee cap, dental.
Y - Yummy food you make: Penne pasta with Italian sausage and peas, Shepard's (Cottage) Pie, Chicken and Dumplings. And apparently my family thinks I do a really good job at grilling practiclly anything.
Z - Zoo favorites: Varies, but for now Giraffes and Red Pandas.